I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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