Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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