are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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