How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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