Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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