Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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