i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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