omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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