i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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