whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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