Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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