he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Randomize
