this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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