Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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