theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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