yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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