You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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