Pappa wants mamma naked
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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