A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize