Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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