3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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