Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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