Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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