i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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