My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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