id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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