We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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