i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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