: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Do plants get herpes?
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