12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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