I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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