Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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