I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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