she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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