it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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