have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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