Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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