West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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