i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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