It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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