clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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