last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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