Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think your dad took our porno
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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