is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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