Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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