Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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