I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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