I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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