"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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