my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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