"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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