How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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