I don't think brook has ever known best
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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