Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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