i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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