Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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