discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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