YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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